I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
