someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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