im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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