Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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