well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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