quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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