Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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