so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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