You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Randomize
