did you get engaged???
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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