seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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