Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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