it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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