I want to stick my p in your. b.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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