just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I want her autograph on my taint
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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