Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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