Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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