doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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