Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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