If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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