we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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