IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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