no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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