You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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