I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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