Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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