After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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