Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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