his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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