You're my little dorito
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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