I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
My penis needs a shock collar
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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