don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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