I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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