Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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