I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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