the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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