Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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