oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Randomize
