try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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