awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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