I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you traded sex for a burrito?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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