paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
His nipple licking is glorious
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