dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
