u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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