you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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