No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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