i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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