The maid of honor just puked.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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