Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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