and you said cock pushups were impossible
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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