I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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