her vagine was all disorganized.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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